May 2012
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April 2012
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January 2012
2 posts
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Hey friends,
I’m on a ridiculously titled TV show. It’s called ‘I Just Want My Pants Back’ and it premieres February 2nd at 11pm on MTV (right after Jersey Shore).
Watch it and I will like you more than I already do.
November 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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December 2010
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November 2010
2 posts
August 2010
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July 2010
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June 2010
6 posts
May 2010
4 posts
April 2010
5 posts
I have talented fucking friends. And a terrible video camera.
'Independence Day' to have TWO sequels. →
There will never exist better news than this.
Seriously.
If this turns out to be an April Fools prank I’m going to cry.
March 2010
10 posts
“Galactic Empire State of Mind”
Is it a problem that I feel more of an emotional connection to this version of the song?
Don’t blog about this.
– Eugene Mirman (spoken while handing me a lighter I had asked to borrow)
Tough luck, Eugene.
First!
Hey, I’ve got a Tumblr now. Am I gonna update this thing, or will it fall the way of my blog, my journal, and my parents?
Let’s find out together.