They’re gonna need to come up with a new word for this, because ‘adorable’ doesn’t quite cover it.

anthonyking:

Scott Brown and I wrote mean (but true) things about every state in the country for GQ.  
Things like this:

2. MississippiHoly madre de Cristo, where to begin? Mississippi is our fattest and poorest state. On the other hand, it leads the nation in lynchings and ranks second in infant death. So. Yeah. Mississippi is widely believed by many not to be a state at all, but an especially despondent Faulknerian run-on sentence that everyone quit trying to comprehend a long time ago.

Check it out!

This is fantastic.

anthonyking:

Scott Brown and I wrote mean (but true) things about every state in the country for GQ.  

Things like this:

2. Mississippi
Holy madre de Cristo, where to begin? Mississippi is our fattest and poorest state. On the other hand, it leads the nation in lynchings and ranks second in infant death. So. Yeah. Mississippi is widely believed by many not to be a state at all, but an especially despondent Faulknerian run-on sentence that everyone quit trying to comprehend a long time ago.

Check it out!

This is fantastic.

(Source: anthonyking)

Um….yes please.

dangurewitch:

Whatever bad may be happening in the world, just be aware that this also happened.

Further proof that Dick Van Dyke is just straight up magical.

dangurewitch:

Whatever bad may be happening in the world, just be aware that this also happened.

Further proof that Dick Van Dyke is just straight up magical.

This video took my breath away more times in three minutes than usually happens in a month.

Yeah, I’m pretty excited about this.

FUCK. YES.

I officially have plans for August.

I think this just multiplied my love for Steve Martin by a billion.

I think this just multiplied my love for Steve Martin by a billion.

YUP. This is gonna be great.

soupsoup:

rillawafers:

Play paintball with the cast of The Wire this Saturday
I want to go to there…

Is Omar comin?

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO UPSET TO MISS SOMETHING.

soupsoup:

rillawafers:

Play paintball with the cast of The Wire this Saturday

I want to go to there…

Is Omar comin?

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO UPSET TO MISS SOMETHING.